Monday, November 23, 2009

jokes of the day~

email ini telah dikirim oleh member lama..
aku suke sangat.. hope korang pon enjoy!!

check it out!!

mera nam.. SARDAR JEE....



Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely..


Museum Administrator: U stupid..That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!
Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?


Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ""All India Radio! """


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child


CREDIT TO K. ROSE.. THANKS FOR THE EMAIL.. :D

Loves,
acha

Friday, November 6, 2009

hikmah..

setiap yang terjadi pasti kan ada hikmahnya..

subhanallah walhamdulillah
astaghfirullah wallahu akbar
subhanallah walhamdulillah
astaghfirullah hasbi Allah

di tepi kerinduanku
memandang hampa pada dunia
ku hanya orang biasa
tak lepas dari rasa kecewa

hanya padamu tempatku mengadu
pahit yg kini menyiksaku
aku percaya tiada yg sia-sia
semua kan ada hikmahnya


angan yg membalut mimpi
dulu melukis nyanyian hati
ku hanya orang yg kalah
satukan hatiku yg terbelah

--OST HIKMAH--

Thursday, November 5, 2009

to kak ZUe

AL- FATIHAH..

masih lagi rasa terkejut bila dapat tau Ayah k.zue pulang ke rahmatullah..

baru je minggu lepas dok citer2 pasal ayah akak..

tabah la kak.. itu semua ujian Allah.. Allah lebih menyayanginya..
kita sama2 doa semoga rohnya ditempatkan bersama2 dengan org yang soleh..

sorry for your lost dear..

jgn sedih tau.. nnt org peluk k.zue k!!

a song for my mak~

a song for mama

You taught me everything
And everything you've given me
I always keep it inside
You're the driving force in my life, yeah
There isn't anything
Or anyone that I can be
And it just wouldn't feel right
If I didn't have you by my side
You were there for me to love and care for me
When skies were grey
Whenever I was down
You were always there to comfort me
And no one else can be what you have been to me
You will always be you always will be the girl
In my life for all times

Chorus:
Mama, mama you know I love you
Oh you know I love you
Mama, mama you're the queen of my heart
Your love is like
Tears from the stars
Mama, I just want you to know
Lovin' you is like food to my soul
Yes it is

You're always down for me
Have always been around for me even when I was bad
You showed me right from my wrong
Yes you did
And you took up for me
When everyone was downin' me
You always did understand
You gave me strength to go on
There was so many times
Looking back when I was so afraid
And then you come to me
And say to me I can face anything
And no one else can do
What you have done for me
You'll always be
You will always be the girl in my life

Chorus

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking of you
I'll never go a day without my mama

-sayang mak sangat2!!-

aku yang emo dan trauma

lately ni aku cm sedih je..

emo lebih plak.. xtau nape.. touching xpasal2

aku kena cirit-birit + muntah2.. mak xde pon dtg belai2 aku.. sedih weiii..
aku ni mmg agak sadis skit r.. klu org demam ke sakit ke mmg aku akn take care dia.. tp bile aku sakit.. sakit la kau sendiri2.. tapi harus ke nk emo.. benda kecik kot.. gedik lebih nk kena belai2 bagai..

keje kt opis menimbun of coz la emo..

kadang2 rasa cm xtau cm ne motivate diri sendiri.. asyik negative je...

tapi bila nasihat org.. pung pang pung pang aku bercakap... dengan lantang aku memberi nasihat..siap angkat2 tangan..

ntahlah aku rasa cm aku ni ade penyakit trauma @ fhobia..

this year je.. 3 org sedara-mara dijemput Allah..
korang sila izinkan aku bersedihan buat seketika..

aku cm xleh kalu tetibe tepon berbunyi.. especially mlm2.. mula la jantung berdebar2.. da mula pikir benda yang xelok..

bukan la asyik nk pikir negative je.. tapi aku TRAUMA tau.. TRAUMA sgt2..
sedihnye.. xilang2 smpi skng.. dan memang xkan hilang.. peritnye tuhan saje yang tahu..

aku jadi sensitive sangat2 pada kematian.. i feel sorry for the others yang juga 'kehilangan'..

aku tau cm ne perasaan korang.. rase cm nk pecah je hati nie..

and u know what. last monday.. mak aku bagi ayat yang paling menusuk kalbu

mak: ko cepat2 la tunang sebelum mak gi umrah 18 dec ni..
aku: nape nye.. next year xleh ke... bla.. bla.. bla..
mak: mana la tau kot mak mati kt mekah nnt..

perhhh sentap wehh hati aku.. rase cm kena hiris..
dan2 tu gak air mata ni nk kuar.. suara lagi la da sebak giler..

aku masuk bilik.. nangis2.. aku sedey weh..

klu korang ape korang rase..dan adekah memang aku yang emo sgt?

ape yang mampu aku buat selain dari berdoa.. doa dan doa..

semoga dipanjangkan umo ibu bapaku.. dijauhkan segala penyakit.. dipermudahkan segala urusan..

mak.. ayah.. org sayang mak sangat2!!

klu bole aku xnk mak ayah dapat ape2 sakit pon.. biar aku yang tanggung semua tue..

aku tau urusan ajal dan maut ditangan tuhan.. aku tau qada' dan qadar Allah..


--aku sedih.. i need hugs!--

Sunday, November 1, 2009

mario mariono

salam rakan2 semua..

orite bebeh.. korang jgn lupe menonton citer..




Tajuk: Mario Mariono Bros
Channel: ASTRO Prima - 105
Time: 10 pm
Tarikh: 1 Nov 2009
Pelakon: Rusdi Ramli, Nor Khiriah, Ida Moin, Saleh Yaacob, Saiful Apek dll..
Sinopsis:
Sebuah cerita komedi yang penuh dengan aksi-aksi lucu akibat penyakit melatah. Nor seorang gadis yang hodoh dan kasar pertuturan berusaha untuk menjadi cantik dan lemah-lembut bagi memikat jejak idamannya iaitu Rosdi. Akhirnya Nor telah mengupah dua orang perunding imej yang dikenali sebagai Mario (Salih Yacob) dan Mariono (Saiful Apek) untuk mengubah nasib dirinya. Berjayakah Nor memikat dirinya.DapatkahNor memikat hati Rosdi? Boleh Mario dan Mariono mengubati penyakit melatah Nor?

citer ni memang terbaik r!! cito feveret den!!


hopefully cito feveret ekau gak!! mmg funny giler!! compom!!!

jgn lupa k mlm nie... MALAMMMMM nieee.. :D

sekian,
selamat menonton...