jokes of the day~

email ini telah dikirim oleh member lama..
aku suke sangat.. hope korang pon enjoy!!

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mera nam.. SARDAR JEE....



Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely..


Museum Administrator: U stupid..That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!
Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?


Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ""All India Radio! """


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child


CREDIT TO K. ROSE.. THANKS FOR THE EMAIL.. :D

Loves,
acha

mario mariono

salam rakan2 semua..

orite bebeh.. korang jgn lupe menonton citer..




Tajuk: Mario Mariono Bros
Channel: ASTRO Prima - 105
Time: 10 pm
Tarikh: 1 Nov 2009
Pelakon: Rusdi Ramli, Nor Khiriah, Ida Moin, Saleh Yaacob, Saiful Apek dll..
Sinopsis:
Sebuah cerita komedi yang penuh dengan aksi-aksi lucu akibat penyakit melatah. Nor seorang gadis yang hodoh dan kasar pertuturan berusaha untuk menjadi cantik dan lemah-lembut bagi memikat jejak idamannya iaitu Rosdi. Akhirnya Nor telah mengupah dua orang perunding imej yang dikenali sebagai Mario (Salih Yacob) dan Mariono (Saiful Apek) untuk mengubah nasib dirinya. Berjayakah Nor memikat dirinya.DapatkahNor memikat hati Rosdi? Boleh Mario dan Mariono mengubati penyakit melatah Nor?

citer ni memang terbaik r!! cito feveret den!!

hopefully cito feveret ekau gak!! mmg funny giler!! compom!!!

jgn lupa k mlm nie... MALAMMMMM nieee.. :D

sekian,
selamat menonton...

sungguh tidak berperikemanusiaan

last week aku dapat email dari salah sorang yellow mellow team k.aishah..
masa mula2 aku dapat email ni.. aku punye le suspen ingat bapak dia ade wt penderaan fizikal terhadap anak dia tapi sangkaan aku meleset!

apa2 pon.. korang tengok r dulu..



sangat chomel kan? aku asyik dok ulang tayang je.. baby 2 pon sangat chomel.. rasa cm nak peluk2, cium2 and gomol2 je dia..

-- ecot, cepat la beranak, xsabar nak jadi aunty glemer pada anak ko! :p --

fun picture

salam smua.. selamat hari khamis dan smoga selamat smuanya.

pagi ni aku dok sebok menaip quotation ke jakarta/bandung untuk yellow group aku yang gah 2.. tetibe si lijah memangil aku tanpa henti..



Lijah: ti.. cepat la dtg sini tgk ni.. best wooo... klakar la..
aku: sabau le.. ade keje skit ni..
Lijah: cepat la.. mesti best nye.. ishh dia ni.. cepat le..
aku: ok.. ok.. aku dtg skang..
(sambil bejalan tak sampai 3 langkah, sbb tmpt dia sgt la dekat ngn tempat aku.. ;P)

korang boleh wat effect gambar yang cute yang boleh di replace jadi muka korang!
its really fun and funny !! check it out

http://www.photofunia.com

i pon nk try gak la...

amacam ok x? jgn jeles tau.. :D

xsangka Paris sanggup pegang gambaq i!!
terasa diriku seperti model fofular u.. huhuh
(model lebih yang terberat badan hahaahaa..)



i like all those picture very much much!.. verY the sophisticated u!


~~lagi 5 hari nak raye!!! yehaaaakk! tersedak aku!~~

aku di perkotak katikkn oleh Lij

si lijah suka sgt maen myspace.. hari2 main myspace, main myspace hari2..

dan oleh kerana itu dia telah menjumpai web ini:-

http://www.imagechef.com/

dia telah men'demo' dan menunjukkan kehebatan dia mengubah2 gmbr ku yang comel ini.. isk..

... dan inilah hasilnya... creative kn kawan2 cik lijah tilam kita ni...

sampai ati ko jah!! muka aku ni mmg ade iras2 penjenayah ke???

arghhhh tidakkkkk....

tapikn dia ni bijak lagi cerdik.. gambau dia elok la plak

ceh.. bajet fofular la tue.. :P

kesian u all terkena gak ke..? nway cantik pose!!

--guna pc joyah ari ni.. mc plak minah tue.. compom sakit perut!.. --